hecklerandkoch:

i wanna wear cute outfits with tons of lace and pretty things but i also wanna be really hardcore and wear a ton of black but mostly i just wear the same pants every day

infected:

☢

fygirlcrush:

Before you decide to have feelings for someone, I suggest you:

  1. Stop
  2. No
  3. Don’t do that
  4. Drink a glass of water
  5. Don’t be an idiot
  6. Stop feeling things
  7. Become cynical
  8. Transcend your corporeal form
  9. Ascend from this planet
  10. Become an otherworldly being
  11. Thank me
luaren:


every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
ceramonie:

Come to my blog and enter into a teenage boys mind
zebablah:

is this snake fucking serious 
like was that actually fucking necessary
titanios:

oystermother:

philcoolins:

LOOK AT THIS RAINBOW

that’s about as metal as a rainbow is ever gonna get. 

xx
dopedev:

Bet I still take it to the bank though
thiscorpsofbrothers:

flagget:

keatonpickles:

trevorabarber:

deltasandshields:

wat

I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.
You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.
When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.

wat

things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks for translating into hornline vocab